emmysaurus:

taking a nap is always so risky like when will I wake up? in thirty minutes? in 2 hours? in 7 years?? no one can be sure

(via natalieloving)


yosssarian:

if pooh bear can wear a crop top so can i

(via jennyandthesquat)


That’s the problem with putting others first; you’ve taught them you come second.
read that, again. (via h-o-r-n-g-r-y)

(via mermaidyogini)


aroihkin:

freyjas:

the-vashta-nerada:

  • i find it pretty fucking inconsiderate that my grandchildren haven’t used time travel to visit me.
  • and frankly, i’m a bit offended.
  • AM I NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU GRANDCHILDREN? 
  • WELL FUCK YOU 
  • MAYBE I WON’T EVEN HAVE KIDS AND YOU WON’T EXIST 
  • HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT THAT

what if we have tho

what if we just didn’t know they were our grandkids

what if your best friend has to constantly remind themselves not to call you grandma/grandpa

image

(via andotherdoublemeanings)


where-is-my-comb:

Raven’s dad was a hardcore sass-master.

(via andotherdoublemeanings)



(via beccaliving)


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releasings:

hobbitdragon:

ddollley:

I just made the most inhuman noise

WHEN IT REALIZES THE PERSON IS STILL THERE AND GOES BACK TO BEING ‘DEAD’

oh my god

releasings:

hobbitdragon:

ddollley:

I just made the most inhuman noise

WHEN IT REALIZES THE PERSON IS STILL THERE AND GOES BACK TO BEING ‘DEAD’

oh my god

(via natalieloving)


missmetalyssa:

thegrayfox:

alright

I can’t stop laughing

missmetalyssa:

thegrayfox:

alright

I can’t stop laughing

(via susnshin)



larrycoincidences:

whenever i get low on money i start thinking really irrationally like what if i hadn’t spent that $10 back in 2004 

(via brooklyn-parkergrey)



thereal-khaldrago:

the-fight-within:

I was so mad and then I wasn’t


Hahaha

thereal-khaldrago:

the-fight-within:

I was so mad and then I wasn’t

Hahaha

(via natalieloving)


gaelissfelin:

ghostkid:

if it weren’t illegal i would eat cereal for every meal of the day

i have some wonderful news for you

(via andotherdoublemeanings)