mutesymphony:

here we see the majestic asshole not giving a fuck in its natural habitat

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officialunitedstates:

Everyone born after the year 2000 doesn’t need to get an education because the majority of you will be drafted into war against the robots (Great Robot Wars)

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hamishwatson:

yes hello 911 i’m being forced into adulthood and i don’t like it send help

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hauntumn:

I wanna do dirty stuff with u like farming

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themajesticmountainscold:

maxolines:

sassy-spoon:

nerdbird:

Google is definitely a woman, it starts suggesting things before you can even finish your sentence.

That must mean Bing is a man, tries to convince people it’s superior and does a horrible job with pleasing its user.

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sassy-spoon lives up to its url

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*dips your opinion in salsa and eats it*

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raysofthesun:

always so beautiful~

raysofthesun:

always so beautiful~

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fmlover9000:

salaamender:

Sometimes I think to myself, “do I really want to buy another chocolate bar?”
And then I remember that there is a super volcano under Yellowstone that is 40,000 years overdue and when it erupts it could potentially cover most if north America in ash and create a volcanic winter that kills half the worlds population
And I’m like, fuck yeah I want that chocolate bar

This person has the most real values to date

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